Wordly Andre

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  German Bible

  by Wordly Andre in

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  i got a german jw bible as a gift a long time ago, i feel bad to just throw it out, if anyone wants it free shipping let me know, message me and who ever is the first to respond can have it.

  thanks andre

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  Wordly Andre

  I got a German JW bible as a gift a long time ago, I feel bad to just throw it out, If anyone wants it free shipping let me know, message me and who ever is the first to respond can have it. Thanks Andre
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  What's the oddest thing you have eaten?

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  hey i was on holiday last week and we went to a sea-side night market and there was a food stand called "roadkill restaurant".

  the motto was "you kill it, we grill it".

  charming place.. they had crocodile, buffalo, camel, and kangaroo and emu kebabs.

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  Boar Fetus, I didn't know it till after dinner. I was in Toledo Spain.
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  A decision of life and death in your hands.........................

  by vitty in

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  someone asked me a question.

  if you found yourself in 1939 sitting next to hitler, gun in hand and with no repercussions at all for yourself would you....................shoot him...........knowing all that he was going to do.. it really made me think..............first i said straight away yes, then no.

  then after thinking about it for a while, i really didnt know.. could i physically shoot someone , even though i knew he would murder and torture millions of people?.

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  I don't really think that Goebbles, Himmler und Hess would have been what they were without Hitler, I think they all fed off each other but, if it did lead to war, I don't think WWII would have lasted so long, Hitler was nuts to think he could survive an Eastern front before finishing the Western front, I think if he listened to his Generals the war may haved ended early. We will never know.
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  A decision of life and death in your hands.........................

  by vitty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone asked me a question.

  if you found yourself in 1939 sitting next to hitler, gun in hand and with no repercussions at all for yourself would you....................shoot him...........knowing all that he was going to do.. it really made me think..............first i said straight away yes, then no.

  then after thinking about it for a while, i really didnt know.. could i physically shoot someone , even though i knew he would murder and torture millions of people?.

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  Line em up I got plenty of Ammo, who else you got?
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  LAUGHTER IN THE CONGREGATION

  by badboy in

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  what things made congregation laugh?

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  Wordly Andre

  I must have been about 7 years old at the time, but I remember I was at someones house for bookstudy, and I was playing around and put my hand between the cushions in the sofa and pulled out a pair of panties, I held them up in the air and said "whos are these" I got my ass whooped that night, probably the only reason why I still remember it, but everyone in the house was laughing at me.
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  Who would you invite to your Fantasy Dinner Table?

  by nicolaou in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  you know the game, you can invite ten real people - alive or dead - who you would want to have around the table for a meal and conversation.

  since it's a fantasy, language wouldn't be a barrier.. i'm still working on my definitive list but some names come immediately to mind;.

  stephen fry.

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  Audie Murphy Adolf Hitler (so Audie Murphy can kick his ass) Head of the CIA Osama Bin Laden (so I can collect the reward) he he he Elizabeth Montgomery Marisa Tomei Rod Serling
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  JW's going door to door in poor neighborhoods

  by Wordly Andre in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm not sure if its just me, but i've noticed that every time i drive through the "ghetto part of my city" ok maybe ghetto is a poor choice of words but poor neighborhood, i always see jw's out in the streets.

  i live in the same city only in the better part and i hardly ever see jw's on my street?

  not that i am complaining about it but, i was thinking do they target lower income families, or in their eyes uneducated people for their ministry?

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  I'm not sure if its just me, but I've noticed that every time I drive through the "ghetto part of my city" ok maybe ghetto is a poor choice of words but poor neighborhood, I always see JW's out in the streets. I live in the same city only in the better part and I hardly ever see JW's on my street? Not that I am complaining about it but, I was thinking do they target lower income families, or in their eyes uneducated people for their ministry? Maybe they figure that these people are more willing accept that one day this world is going to end and that they will be living in paradise? If any of you have insight on this please share.
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  Dead loved one calls home

  by Steve Lowry in

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  today, while at doctors appointment i met a lady in the waiting room and i just wanted to relay her story.

  she was eighty-two years old and sharp as a tack.

  we were exchanging pleasantries while waiting our turn to get in when she told about her four children.

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  Not really the same but I had a dream after my grandpa passed away, in my dream I went to my grandparents home, I was wearing a black suit, and my grandpa was sitting in his chair and he told me that I looked really nice in my suit, I told him yeah this is the one I wore to your funeral, he then told me shhhh don't tell anyone that I am not suppose to be here. At that moment I awoke, I was very close to him.
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  STUPID TURKEYS!!!!! (fluff)

  by anewme in

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  i am sitting here typing away on jwd enjoying my peaceful afternoon with you all when .

  i here a loud tapping outside.

  i continue typing and trying to read someones story when.... dang that tapping sounds like something hammering my car!!!!!!!

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  After Thanksgiving Turkey sandwiches with lots of Mayo, yummmmmmmmmm
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  My JW Experience.

  by Seeyikes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm a pastafarian.

  i don't go around door to door trying to promote the regigion of the flying spaghetti monster, but for some odd reason the other day, two jehovahs witnesses, found it perfectly acceptable to interupt me during my dinner to try and preach to me their view on religion.

  it had been a good 10 years or so since the last pair ventured to my doorstep, back then i was atheist.

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  Wordly Andre

  I'm a Jemima's Witness, we believe in spreading the truth about pancakes.